American Idol 7 Recap - March 13, 2008

So the bottom three came down to:

Syesha Mercado
Kristy Lee Cook
David Hernandez

I called the first two, but not the boy; not at all.

And after much torture that included a crappy Beatles montage, questions from callers, Jim Carrey in an elephant costume whoring himself out for his latest movie, a crappy Ford ad, and a recap of the crappy performances, it was time to say goodbye to one of them.

DAVID HERNANDEZ was kicked off! I never saw it coming, but I guess that America doesn't like it when boys take off their clothes for other boys.

Here he is, freaked out that the country girl didn't get the boot.



If you missed his awful performance, here it is once again.