Entertainment News - April 17, 2008

Michelle Rodriguez won't admit or deny that she has sex with women. Or dogs. (CelebNewsWire)

Kim Kardashian's lingerie pictures in Ralph magazine are pretty nice to look at. We're guessing Michelle Rodriguez would like them. (Egotastic)

Jenna Jameson used to be a porn star that looked pretty good, but she developed some kind of dysmorphia and now looks like she's been abused by plastic surgeons. (Hollywood Tuna)

Turns out Akon is the black version of Vanilla Ice and his whole "I was in jail for 4.5 years for a car theft ring and wrote songs in jail" was just a bunch of crap. He did go to jail for a couple of petty crimes, but he never face 75 years in jail like he said in one interview. Lahoo-zaher. (Jossip

But seriously, a plastic surgeon is putting out a children's book that explains to kids why their mommy has a new pair of breasts, a tighter face and why she always looks like she's staring intently at everything. Only in America baby! (dListed)

In stupid news of the day, Miley Cyrus, who is all of 15, is about to pen her autobiography. But then the tweeners will eat it up. (Just Jared)

Rumors abound that Katie Holmes wants to accept a Broadway role and move to Manhattan with daughter Suri and force a separation from Tom Cruise, but her contracts isn't up for another 2 years. (IDLYITW)