Ronny B. All Night Long on America's Got Talent

Now I don't know if you watch the freak show that is America's Got Talent, but sometimes I am utterly convinced that the judges are smoking something funny before they sit on those chairs and decide who's got talent.

Last night, uber-skinny Ronny B. (Ron Belala) took to the stage to perform Lionel Richie's classic "All Night Long" and not only did he completely butcher the song into a million little pieces, he also added to that some pathetic attempt at stripping (or dancing) that left me with the need to take a shower and scrub away the assault on my eyes.

See for yourself and decide whether or not Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan are on something.

Derrick Barry as Britney Spears on America's Got Talent

I'm not sure if you caught America's Got Talent last night, you will be thrilled to check out Derrick Barry, who impersonates Britney Spears and is truly 10 times hotter than she is. Of course, he's also a no-talent who lip syncs, but hey, he put on a very interesting show.