Kim Kardashian @ BMCC Tribeca Performing Arts Center in NYC

Julia Roberts Gets Drunk, Honors Tom Hanks

Julia Roberts is usually known for giving speeches in which she strokes her own ego in a subtle way. Well, all that has changed, my friend.

Julia Roberts gave a speech to honor Tom Hanks at the Film Society of Lincoln Center, and man did Julia Roberts ever make attending a gig like that worthwhile.

Julia Roberts' speech went something like this (and yes, she was hella drunk):

"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson], and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f*ck?

"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair Tom [Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the fuck that movie was about! You in the airport with the accent (Terminal)? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same f*cking dress tonight as your publicist! Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you." 

Seriously, I have a new respect for Julia.

Kim Kardashian Out & About In NYC

Kim Kardashian Sporting A New Hair Color

Neil Patrick Harris Does Card Trick on Jimmy Fallon

Neil Patrick Harris, or Doogie as I like to call him, wowed audience members on Jimmy Fallon's late night talk show by pulling off a card trick like no other I have ever seen. I mean this is the stuff that real magic is made of. REAL MAGIC!

Neil Patrick Harris cracks me up because he manages to keep a straight face even when everyone around him is cracking up. Keep it up Neil. We'll be waiting for you when you decide to take Jimmy Fallon's place. 

Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde

I give Kim Kardashian props for trying a new look, but Kim Kardashian as a blonde will not fly. Yes, she still carries around that beautiful face, but the blonde hair does nothing for her look. 

There are some women who are just meant to have dark hair and that is the category where Kim Kardashian belongs. So Kim, please take off that nasty wig andf go back to your original color. 

Kim Kardashian Hanging Out At The Beach

Kim Kardashian @ Obsessed Premier in NYC

Kim Kardashian @ CW11 Studios in NYC

Bea Arthur is Dead at 86

Bea Arthur of Maude and Golden Girls fame, died in her sleep on April 25, 2009. Bea Arthur had cancer but the cause of death is still not known. 

Now I know that many of you have this question mark on your face as to who the hell this old chick is, but Bea Arthur was one of the funniest women on television in her day. As Dorothy Zbornak on Golden Girls, she always left me in stitches.

Our prayers go out to Bea Arthur's friends and family.

Grown Man Begs Justin Timberlake for an Autograph

I'm used to seeing screaming teenage girls begging celebrities of all shapes and sizes for autographs, but to see a grown man literally begging Justin Timberlake for an autograph is somewhat... disturbing.

Justin Timberlake sits in his car, ignoring the dude who is saying, "Justin please..." over and over again - and methinks the guy is on the brink of tears because Justin Timberlake won't roll down his window and give him an autograph. 

All in all, it's pretty funny, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that it's downright weird to hear a grown man begging another grown man to sign a piece of paper. 

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are Back Together

I guess after seeing Lindsay Lohan on Ellen, Sam Ronson decided that she still really loves Lindsay Lohan and wants to work things out because her car was outside Lindsay Lohan's house all night and Sam Ronson didn't leave until 6 a.m.

So I don't know if this was just a booty call or a "I love you and let's work this out" moment, but I'm guessing that Sam Ronson probably felt like she was being used by Lindsay for a while there. Although that's kind of laughable because Sam wouldn't have made nearly as much money as she did had she not been with Lindsay.

Oh well, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?

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Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Video

Lindsay Lohan visits Ellen DeGeneres today and ends up talking about Sam Ronson. Lindsay Lohan does her best to clear up all the gossip being written about her online, but admits that she had no idea that Sam Ronson was dumping her.

Lindsay Lohan also admits that her career is in the crapper and she needs to get back in the game, and even says that perhaps her relationship with Sam Ronson was destroying her more than helping her. 

Lindsay Lohan still fesses up, however, that she is still very much in love with Sam Ronson and hopes to one day reconcile. 

Gavin Rossdale Dated a Man Named Marilyn in the '80s

Before Gavin Rossdale began dating and eventually married Gwen Stefani and had two children, he dated Marilyn, an androgynous, party animal of a man. 

Although Gavin Rossdale's people deny that they were lovers, and even Marilyn himself denied it in 1995 after Boy George outed Gavin Rossdale in his book, Marilyn is now telling the world that he and Gavin Rossdale were lovers for 5 straight years. Pardon the pun.

I don't get what the big deal is... the '80s were a very strange time and Gavin Rossdale headed back to women in 1989 because his daughter Daisy Lowe, whom he had with Pearl Lowe, was born. Perhaps Marilyn needs to get a, oh I don't know, life?

Denise Richards Funbags Video

FunnyOrDie.com is nailing the hilarity by enlisting celebrities who are falling off the fame wagon and putting them in hilarious videos. Enter Denise Richards and her funbags.

Denise Richards makes it clear that what really makes her famous is her funbags. Add to that her honkers and her hoo-ha and you've got yourself a freakin' party!

I'm not a big fan of Denise Richards personally, but this video makes me like her just a bit. Just a bit.

Kris Allen Performs She Works Hard For the Money

Oh man, is Kris Allen ever a contender! On April 21, 2009, Kris Allen performed Donna Summer's "She Works Hard For the Money" and he nailed it by doing a fantastic version of it.

Kris Allen is going to be in the finals with Adam Lambert if I have my way. Oh yeah, Adam Lambert also nailed his performance last night, but Kris Allen's version of "She Works Hard For the Money" is better than even the original. 

What do you think? Do you love it? Do you think he looks like Freddie Prinze Jr.? Do you care that he's married? 

Howard Stern Exposes Beyonce Lip Syncing

Apparently Beyonce isn't really that good a singer live and Howard Stern proved it. Back in November 2008, Beyonce performed on the Today show and she really destroyed her song. 

Poor Beyonce, I wonder which enemy released this track to Howard Stern to expose Beyonce for the singer she really is. Wow, this is really going to hurt her. I always thought she was a fantastic singer, and I still do. 

From what I understand, if you know you're not singing live, you simply don't try as hard. And Beyonce is no different. So, will Howard Stern have Beyonce on to prove she can sing? I hope so.

And forthose of you who aren't familiar with the Enrique Iglesias fiasco, go to 3:10 on the video and you'll understand what Howard Stern is talking about.

UPDATE: It was all a freakin' hoax. Wow, some people have waaaaaay too much time on their hands. And yes, I am one of them. 

Kim Kardashian @ The Nail Salon

Perez Hilton Blasts Miss California

Perez Hilton has been crying into his Cheerios all week because he asked Miss California whether she is for or against gay marriage and she gave him an answer he didn't want to hear. 

It's no secret which side of the fence Perez Hilton sits on, and yeah, perhaps Miss California probably would have won had she remained neutral, but it seems that everyone lately is of the opinion that if you don't agree with them, you should be burned at the stake.

I watched Perez Hilton, who was surprisingly subdued and well spoken, on CNN last night and he went off about Miss California. I think that she answered the questions openly and honestly and she should be judged on her articulation, not her beliefs. 

If you are one of the 5 people who has yet to see it, enjoy.

The Snakes on a Plane TV Edit

Samuel L. Jackson is well known for his cursing in any and every movie he does. Snakes on a Plane was famous for it and we all knew what line he was going to use.

"I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!" But of course, Samuel L. Jackson can't say that on the TV version... what would the FCC think?

So the line was changed for television. What is it? You won't believe it.

"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

Funny. And oh so clever.

Top 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews with David Letterman

David Letterman is renown for some of his really off-the-top interviews, through no fault of his own. And the dudes over at Liquid Generation decided to put together a Top 10 list of David Letterman's worst interviews.

It's kind of a misnomer, though, because his worst interviews turned out to be the most viral and memorable.

So check out some of the more unforgettable moments with the likes of Farrah Fawcett, Crispen Glover, Andy Kaufmann, Drew Barrymore, Joaquin Phoenix, and more.

April 20 - International Pot Smoking Day

I was wondering why Family Guy on April 19, 2009 was about legalizing weed - and then it hit me. Today is 4/20 - or 4:20, as you potheads call it - International Pot Smoking day. So yeah, nothing will get done today.

For all of you who went to work stoned, more power to you. For those of you who have to deal with the stoners who think the word "stapler" sounds funny and won't stop eating Doritos, hang in there, it's almost over.

By the way, for those of you completely out of the freakin' loop, 420 comes from a story about a group of teenagers from San Rafael High School in 1971. They would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke weed at the Louis Pasteur statue because that was the time that afternoon detention was dismissed.

Ellen Pompeo is Pregnant

Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery are pregnant with their first child and the Grey's Anatomy star claims that this is going to be one of many. Hmm, I wonder how Shonda Rhimes is going to work this into the story. I'll give you 3 guesses.

So now Ellen Pompeo, whom I always thought looked to mousy to carry a child to term, is about to turn 40 and she decided that now was as good a time as any to get pregnant. 

Ellen Pompeo told Allure magazine in 2008: "I've got to get on it. The clock is ticking." And so there you have it. Next season on Grey's Anatomy, Meredith Grey and Derek Shepherd will be with child.

Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom Pow Video

Well it's here: the Black Eyed Peas official video for "Boom Boom Pow." The song is hella addictive and everyone who has an ear for music is in love with this song. The Black Eyed Peas have nailed the song of summer for 2009. 

So check out the "Boom Boom Pow" video and let me know what you think. Boom. Boom. Pow.

Jimmy Fallon Does Susan Boyle Skit

Jimmy Fallon  is smart enough to know that even if his show has terrible ratings, if he manages to make a skit that goes viral online, like say, one that features Britain's Got Talent's phenom, Susan Boyle, he's going to make a killing.

So Jimmy Fallon did just that and guess what? You'll be watching in just a second below. And yeah, it's pretty damn funny. And who knew Jimmy Fallon could get so angry?

Here She Is: Mel Gibson's Mistress Oksana Pochepa

So Oksana Pochepa is the "mystery mistress" that Mel Gibson has been giving it to for the last little while. Oksana Pochepa recently did a very provocative shoot for the Russian version of Maxim magazine and is likely thrilled at the publicity all this Mel Gibson divorce fiasco is garnering her.

Not only is she sleeping with a filthy rich actor who has his own island, now Oksana Pochepa will be making money in her own right by taking off all her clothes and posing in men's magazines all over the world. I wonder if Mel Gibson would approve. 

So what do you think? More power to Oksana Pochepa, or will she become a distant memory in no time? I mean, remember Monica Lewinsky? Yeah... but then, this chick is hot.