Kim Kardashian Out And About In Los Angeles

Halle Berry Baby Nahla Pictures

If you haven't yet seen the beauty that is Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's daughter, you don't know what you're missing. Nahla Ariela Aubry is a gorgeous little thing with her mother's complexion and her daddy's eyes. Nahla Ariela Aubry is absolutely stunning.

One has to wonder if these celebrities are paying to select what their kids will look like because, more often than not, these kids are becoming more and more gorgeous.

Just look at this beautiful little girl... do they get more gorgeous than Nahla Ariela Aubry?!?

Kim Kardashian @ The Blackberry Pink Curve Party

Michael Phelps Carrie Underwood Dating

It's one thing that Michael Phelps is slated to not only host NBC's Saturday Night Live and guest star on HBO's Entourage; he has also managed to land a date with Carrie Underwood, who recently revealed that she thought the freak swimmer was "cute."

The two have been texting each other and Michael Phelps insisted that their first date not involve eating because "I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression." I'm guessing he eats like a savage.

So I wonder how all this will turn out... I'm guessing it will go nowhere because, well, Michael Phelps just doesn't seem like a normal guy and all this fame will likely go straight to his head, and not the one with the brain in it. And that will not go over well with Carrie Underwood.

David Duchovny Sex Addiction

So David Duchovny, best known for his role as Fox Mulder on The X-Files TV series and movies, has entered a rehab clinic to treat "sex addiction." Apparently, he hasn't cheated on his wife, Tea Leoni, so there's a good chance that she just can't take getting screwed 24 hours a day anymore.

David Duchovny, 48, released this exclusive statement: "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

I'm guessing, just guessing, that this is all a ploy to promote his upcoming TV series called Californication. Wouldn't that be fitting? Sex addiction? Fornication? Get it? Get it?

Brad Pitt Saves Boy From Drowning

While in Venice, Italy yesterday, Brad Pitt saved a boy from falling out of a boat and nearly drowning to get his autograph, and ensured that he was alive and well before heading off to the premiere of Burn After Reading, a movie he's starring in alongside George Clooney and John Malkovich.

And while I thought he was going to take him home and let Angelina Jolie keep him, it turns out he already had parents.

Check out the video of Brad Pitt saving boy.

Solange Knowles Releases Sol-Angel and the Hadley St. Dreams

Beyonce managed to make herself a brand name, thanks to the help of her father and his marketing genius. It also helped that Beyonce was smart enough to know when to shut her mouth and respect the press.

Unfortunately, it looks like even his best efforts won't help Beyonce's younger sister Solange Knowles get anywhere. They tried to give Solange's a career boost in 2003, but then she got knocked up and that had to be put on the back burner.

Now, as they try once again to revive her never-breathing career, Solange proves that she's so stupid that she doesn't know when a show is on live and chastises the interviewer on FOX 5 Vegas for something that never actually happened. She really is a jackass and should probably give up on the music and stick to motherhood.

Dingdong Dantes - Shirtless Celeb of the Day

You may not have heard of him yet, but Dingdong Dantes (real name José Sixto Gonzales Dantes III) and his strange name are endorsing Bench brand underwear and he looks pretty good doing it. I admit that his eyes are a bit creepy and he has a bit of a death stare, but overall, he is welcome in my bed.

Born in the Philippines on August 2, 1980, Dingdong's body looks very soft and ripply, although not too built, which is just perfect. Definitely a man with sex appeal, prepare to hear and see a whole lot more of Dingdong Dantes.

Handbag Of The Day - Black Croc Leather Tote

This Yves St-Laurent inspired black faux crocodile leather tote boasts a magnetic snap closure, gold-tone hardware, interior zip pockets and individual spaces for your cell phone and sunglasses.

Measuring in at 15L x 13.5H x 3W inches, this bag can be yours for a steal compared to the $1195 YSL price tag. Now you can head back to school or head off to work looking like a million bucks for just over $50.

Cost: $51.99
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Chris Brown and Rihanna Move In Together

If we're to believe everything we hear, then hold onto your crotch: it seems that 18-year-old Chris Brown and 20-year-old Rihanna are planning to live together and are currently looking at condos.

It's bad enough that the two are still denying their relationship despite being caught making out and on vacation together numerous times (a la Beyonce and Jay-Z), but on top of that, the two aren't trying to keep it a secret in public.

Add to all this the fact that Rihanna is virtually broke and it sorta makes sense that she and Chris Brown want to move in together; she can't afford a mortgage on her own. That's for sure.

Kara DioGuardi American Idol Judge

American Idol and its dwindling ratings have decided to add a fourth member to its panel of judges. Kara DioGuardi is a renowned songwriter and will be a welcomed (read: coherent) addition to American Idol.

And while some are speculating that she will be siding with Paula Abdul and initiate more "girl power" into the show (whatever the hell that means), I think it's safe to say that she will barely be able to understand the stupidness that spews out of Abdul's mouth.

Hopefully, she'll be more like Simon Cowell and will make fun of the auditioners until they cry and curse her out to the camera.

So stay tuned for the new season with Kara DioGuardi, looks like it'll be interesting.

Dr. Dre's Son Dies

Former NWA member and music producer Dr. Dre discovered that his 20-year-old son, Andre Young Jr. was found dead in his home on Saturday August 23, 2008. Young Jr. returned home from a night out at 5:30 am and, when his mom checked in on him at 10:30 in the morning, he was unresponsive.

The cause of death is still unknown, but I think it's pretty safe to say that he must have taken some sort of illegal substance that led to his death.

One of the greatest and most respected hip-hop producers of all time, you can bet that his boys, including Eminem, 50 Cent and The Game will show their respects.

Kim Kardashian Visits The Late Show w/ David Letterman

Kim Kardashian Arrives @ LAX

Britney Spears Elevator Scene for Madonna's Sticky and Sweet Tour

Here it is; the video that Britney Spears recorded for Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour. It features Britney Spears going batty in an elevator while Madonna performs her single "Human Nature" on stage.

Britney Spears is wearing dark black sunglasses and a black hoodie, and, at some points, you'd think it was actually Madonna. But then, Britney Spears sheds the glasses and hood and says the famous lyric, "It's Britney, bitch" and the crowd howls with delight.

And yes, the footage is grainy and sometimes deafening, but it gets the job done. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Foot Injury

The latest addition to Dancing With the Stars Season 7 may never even get to step on the dancefloor because it seems that Kim Kardashian cut her foot open in her hotel room on August 24, 2008, which led to a whole lot of bleeding and her being rushed to the emergency room.

And I was really looking forward to watching Kim Kardashian show off that massive butt of hers in those tiny little outfits. I guess we'll all just have to wait and see if the damage to her foot is really that bad.

But then again, maybe she'll be able to pull off a Cristian de la Fuente and keep on truckin' regardless. I'll keep you posted.

Dancing with the Stars Season 7 Dancers

So the new cast for ABC's Dancing With the Stars Season 7 is as follows:

Brooke Burke, former host of E!'s Wild On...
Cloris Leachman, 82-year-old actress
Cody Linley, 18-year-old actor on Hannah Montana
Jeff Ross, comedian
Kim Kardashian, rich girl
Lance Bass, openly gay former member of 'NSync
Mark McGrath, former lead singer of Sugar Ray
Maurice Greene, sprinter
Misty May-Treanor, beach volleyball player
Susan Lucci, All My Children actress
Ted McGinley, actor from Married…with Children
Toni Braxton, singer
Warren Sapp, football player

Anyone you are looking forward to seeing? Let me know with your always interesting comments. Personally, I am quite interested in watching Warren Sapp get his unusually large butt whipped into shape.

Kevin Federline Reunites with Shar Jackson

We all know the back story: Kevin Federline dumped longtime girlfriend and baby mama Shar Jackson while she was pregnant to hook up with Britney Spears and knock her up.

And after all that he put her through, Shar Jackson ended up partying with Kevin Federline for his birthday at Blush nightclub at the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas last night.

My take? Well, I think that Kevin Federline and Shar Jackson had a master plan in which he would marry Britney Spears, knock her up, get divorced and take a boatload of money, essentially hooking them up for life. And it looks like it worked.

Ryan Gosling Rachel McAdams Dating Again

It's one of those rare times when the world cheers in unison upon discovering that The Notebook couple, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are indeed dating again. The two were spotted kissing and eating together in Toronto and everyone looked incredibly happy.

There was speculation about whether or not the two were dating again and now we have picture proof that they have fallen back into each other's loving arms.

Hopefully, this time Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling will walk down the aisle and have beautiful babies together.

Jessica Simpson Carrie Underwood Catfight

It seems that because Carrie Underwood recently told Allure magazine that her ex-boyfriend and Jessica Simpson's current boyfriend Tony Romo is just a phone call away and that he still calls her, Jessica Simpson is having a jealous chuckle and insists that it's not true.

"Tony and I both laughed at that," Jessica told a Nashville radio station. “Yeah, we got a chuckle out of it.” Jessica Simpson then said that she "looked at his call log" but then insisted that “I’m kidding! I’m not that girl!” Yeah right!

I'm pretty sure she dropped the kids off at the pool upon reading Carrie Underwood's statement that "The phone will ring and it'll be (Tony), and I'll maybe not answer." Jessica Simpson then ran straight to Tony Romo's phone and went through it like a bargain hunter at a Macy's sale.

So I'm betting that when these two finally run into each other, there's going to be some full on hair pulling, scratching and biting because that's what real country singers are made of.

Oh, and for the record, Jessica Simpson insists that when she wore the "Real Girls Eat Meat" T-shirt, she had no idea that Carrie Underwood was a vegetarian. Mmm, hmm. I believe that.

Gwen Stefani Gives Birth to Boy

Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to her baby boy on August 21, 2008, whom she had the audacity to name Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. WTF? Hollywood has really gone crazy with these names that no one else would ever give their kids. I guess they want to ensure that their children stand out for the rest of their lives.

One would think that Gwen Stefani is incredibly relieved to have gotten that child out, considering she was starting to look like a house with legs.

Stay tuned for pictures of the little tyke hanging out with his older brother Kingston.

Jessica Simpson Remember That Leaked

Jessica Simpson latest single "Remember That" has been leaked on the Internet. If you remember, this is the song that sparked the whole "which of Jessica Simpson's exes abused her?" debate.

So here it is, "accidentally" leaked on the Net for your listening pleasure. To be quite honest, it's actually not so bad and the lyrics are pretty profound. So despite her deep, deep foray into loserdom, it seems that Jessica Simpson is still managing to keep her head above water in the country music industry.

So take a listen to "Remember That" before it's ripped away from the Internet.

Britney Spears Terrible Singing

We all know that Britney Spears can't really sing, but have you ever really heard what she sounds like live? I know, I know, some Britney Spears fans will say that it's difficult to sing live while dancing, but Madonna and Justin Timberlake do it all the time and they sound a whole lot better than this.

Of course, I'm not one to kick a girl when she's down, but I still don't understand how this girl from the trailer park managed to become as famous as she did, when the truth of the matter is that she is nothing more than one of those girls who performs at her high school variety show.

So take a listen to what Britney Spears sounds like during a live concert in Las Vegas for HBO and decide for yourself how awful this really is. At the end of the day, any 18-year-old girl with a stripper complex can pull this crap off.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Reese Witherspoon Arm Cellulite

You don't usually see cellulite on a woman's upper arms until she's in her 50s or she's Oprah Winfrey, but it seems that Reese Witherspoon's diet is showing up on her arms.

Looks like girlfriend needs to keep up that jogging big time because her arms are starting to look a little cottage cheesy and are quite cellulite ridden.

The best part is that even though she is this normal, flawed, albeit cute mom, Reese has what it takes to land a gorgeous hunk of a man like Jake Gyllenhaal. And of course, she was married to extra super hottie Ryan Phillippe. Although he did cheat on her, but you get the point, right?